10 things...

Leicester
1 It's a town full of Walkers - in packs.
2 A canal and river run nearby. There could be similar at Falmer, or is that a Grand Union too far and another Soar point?
3 Great ground, crap fans - also shared some managers, though in our case reverse order.
4 They lured Micky Adams away from us, then eventually sent him onto another God forsaken midlands metropolis.
5 It is easy to get lost there any time every day, after the mind numbing M1 at junc 24 from 7.
6 Their manager chased a Foxy lady, who dumped him following the posthorn gallop at a drag of a hunt ball.
7 Leicester acquired a Hove Building Society, for an Alliance of right bankers.
8 Des was always Motd, then Lineker got it for our mans final Countdown.
9 Simon de Montford Earl of Leics, went to Lewes and scored an away victory to form the inaugural Premiership.
10 It's the heart of England but we'll give 'em cardiac arrest with an all out attack next time.