10 things...

Hull
1 Edward 1 snapped up some land by the river and Kingston received Royal approval - at least someone liked the flipping joint.
2 They're a rugby town really but as multiple 21st century sport is also handled, footy is alive, almost well and living in...
3 Falmer could be the new Kingston Comms stad when we get going on the up. Eat your heart out Huddersfield, so 'last century'.
4 We should mention Fish in passing, also Lloyd because of repayments and controlling consortiums. Co-operative fan power won out and good for 'em too, we also know by bitter experience.
5 If you miss a left turn on the M180, you'll end up in Grimsby - not in their league apparently.
6 They were a city in old East Riding. Listed in the official Yorkshire guide for original anoraks, seasoned travellers and frantic footy fans.
7 Dear John, we were so sorry to hear of your domestic and other difficulties and offered all sympathy. Remember something, B'ton is a lovely place for the weekend. Don't forget you originally promised to make all our dreams come true.
8 William Wilberforce MP was a lifelong slave to the place, for some reason his white hell.
9 Never ever saw a red telephone box around K-upon-H, in those bad old div3 days when only coins got you a call home.
10 Their coach took his woman under Humber Bridge and got more than knees and feet wet. He had a Tiger by the tail.