10 things...

Palace
1 It's just a small town in glass towers of outer Croydon.
2 How many stations does it need to locate a football ground?
3 SE25 roads are always jammed - right up their Whitehorse arses end Lane.
4 Eagles in the Nest off Holmesdale Road - that's disturbingly eerie.
5 There aren't many fanciable chicks prepared to wing it on away days either.
6 Sainsburys supermarket couldn't even stomach being car park sponsors.
7 Allison was a right lary geezer, my old son too. A flawed diamond.
8 Coppell, a man up the junction at Selhurst, being wrong side of the tracks.
9 London derbys were annual Met Police riot training exercise days.
10. Peter Taylor - don't ask!